If you are all clogged up (or about to have a colonoscopy), you need a laxative. One such product is Miralax, which has been advertising regularly on TV recently.
In their television ad, they repeatedly advertise with the catch-phrase, “Don’t wait to feel great.” They also say “feel better sooner,” and “why let constipation weigh you down” (as depicted by a big red bag).
One might assume, therefore, that this was a quick-acting product to give you fast relief from constipation. But you know what happens when you assume, and don’t read the fine print…
If you have to wait for up to three days before this stuff works, you may need a forklift to carry around that big red bag.