Let's all do a quick survey we can publish. All of those who believe that eating cake twice a day for six months will ensure we lose weight raise their hands!

You in the back, get your hand up!

Ok, now let's submit this study to the American Medical Journal for publishing. Then the bakeries of the world can start advertising how cake helps dieters lose weight.

Our "study" would be just as valid as any the food industry comes up with.

Oh wait, this should be a "university study" to make it more valid. Let's get some college kids to give us their input that would make our study more valid.

Please, give me a break!!!!