Coca-Cola tried to market their Dasani rubbish in the U.K. but fell at the first fence when their super-clean plant in Sidcup Kent fell foul of the old saying, "when in a hole, stop digging!"

Coke apparently used purification and taste-enhancement chemistry to transform water into their expensive bottled water - in the process producing bromates, which are carcinogenic and forced the company to recall the water.

They kept saying there was nothing wrong with the water, but tragedy struck when it was revealed that the source of their water was, in fact, straight from the tap!