All these hidden fees and changes in frequent flyer mile programs could be seen coming down the road for years as the airlines cut back ticket locations, reduced customer service, and started establishing expiration dates on miles. These program changes are "landing" around the time we all had to endure the unreasonable increases in inconvenience (I mean security). And now, we have charges for bags like they are something special to take on a trip.

Thankfully, my business wound down about the same time as these waves were hitting the shore, and now I don't fly at all, and I'm very happy about it. I look skyward and thankfully recognize all the planes that I'm not on.

A few years ago United Airlines tried to buy down the number of miles that were outstanding with their travelers, because these miles cut into their bottom line. I accepted their offer since I have had more than enough travel with my business, and I wasn't using the miles for anything else.

I got a KitchenAid blender, Bow Flex, and a SLR Digital Camera for a large chunk of miles. All very nice products that mean way more to me than the miles. If you get a chance to redeem miles for products, my experience shows that it was easy, cost me nothing, and there were no regulatory agencies or pat-down searches involved.

For those who must fly, I wish you peace and safety, and may you find the humor in all of this mess.