I remember the day I moved to Texas and was told that what I was shopping for could be found at Walmart. I had to ask where it was. You could have heard a pin drop. It was like I was an alien from outerspace.

My niece almost exclusively shops there. If I want something of really low quality I'll go there.

I think I have too many teeth to be a regular shopper at Walmart.

FYI, Walmart brand bottled water was the only water tested that did not pass safe drinking regulations.