@Sko Hayes: Thank you so much for that link! I cracked up so much, I just had to share it with my Facebook peeps. Apparently, the company has ANOTHER product like that one, but priced at the basement bottom price of $4000.00:

http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-Volcano-terminated-speaker-cable/dp/B000J38NR0/ref=pd_sim_sbs_e_1

The comments are just as wonderful.