I really don't like price stickers. In this digital age, many of my local supermarkets have personal scanners, which I take along with the cart, to scan prices while I shop.

But I can't believe that these Michigan retailers took inconclusive statistics from a decade ago and warped them to their content. Stat-benders, I like to call them. But even then, they are some high-quality statbenders, usually from a highly successful corporations, and they are kindergarten grade statbenders. Michigan retailers belong, of course, to the latter.