I don't always read the fine print for long winded terms of service agreements so I admit that I would have likely agreed to these terms.

For the most part I just assume that anything like signing my child over to the company would be considered unenforceable and I wouldn't have to worry about it.

I've heard about terms of service experiments like this in the past, and I find it interesting. I wonder what the difference would be if they put the serious terms in larger bolder font.