I'll have to credit these copywriters with the intelligence to know when they're writing misleading rubbish, as opposed to "golly, we coulda wrote that better, dude." Or if the copywriters are indeed that stupid, I'm sure the copy editors or whomever oversees their handiwork, is not. Here's some help, Skippy: "Buy one at ___. get second free!...get second for ___." And YOU, Staples! Couldn't manage to spring for "ea." following the price?

This nonsense is never ending.