Thank you, MrConsumer, for taking the time to dive deeper down the rabbit hole than I did to discover what was actually lurking in the fine print.

Putting aside, for a moment, the issues about medical privacy and the selling of my personal data to the highest bidder, my general rule of thumb is that the more difficult it is for me to uncover all of the bells and whistles associated with ANY offer, the less likely the offer has any real benefit to me, and the more likely the offer exists solely to benefit the offeror - in this case Albertsons.

This offer went into the electronic trash bucket, just as most of the emails I get from Shaw's do. My favorite is the monthly "Just For U" offer of 30% off my next Seafood purchase. I've received that SAME OFFER every month for the past few years. You'd think they'd occasionally switch it up with a different department (Produce, Frozen, Bakery, etc), but nope. Can you imagine what all of this would have been like if the merger with Kroger had gone through?