As you probably know, Mr. Consumer, Salisbury Steak got its name during WWI when the Brits felt they needed to rebrand the hamburger by giving it a name that did not include a German city, so even its origins are shrouded in BS. When I read your headline I thought you were going to say that the Lean Cuisine beef patty is made from plankton and extract of palm oil or something equally awful. Since it actually contains meat, I'm ready to applaud them for truth in advertising.