Updated every Monday!   Subscribe to free weekly newsletter.

Those Devilish Keebler Elves Are at It Again

Oh those devilish Keebler elves apparently tired of downsizing their cookie packages have developed a new bad habit. According to Steven R., they have learned to talk out of both sides of their mouth.

Our consumer sent us photographs of a package of Keebler Country Style Oatmeal with Raisins, which clearly says on the front of the package in the bottom left hand corner that the product contains “no high fructose corn syrup.”

Keebler Oatmeal cookies

However, on the back of the bag, the ingredients statement tells a different story.

*Mouse Print:

Keebler oatmeal cookies ingredients

We asked the company about the sweetener discrepancy. (Clearly they are not paying attention to the front label having left out the word “cookies.”)

A spokesperson replied with this statement:

Keebler Country Oatmeal Cookies has a printing error on the front of the package. The product does contain high fructose corn syrup which is included in the list of ingredients on the back of the package. We regret any confusion.

The company did not explain how this happened or for how long the misrepresentation was there.

Updated every Monday!   Subscribe to free weekly newsletter.

This Turkey Is Bulked-Up With Liquid

Prestage Turkey Breast We received a complaint from a consumer, Joan D., who had purchased a frozen turkey breast and says she got much less than she bargained for.

Upon opening the package, which weighed 6.28 pounds, she found three large gravy packets tucked in the breast cavity that weighed-one-and-one-quarter pounds. Her family commented how “puny” the cooked turkey looked — barely enough to serve everyone — weighing in at about four-and-half pounds.

cooked turkey

There was a large densely worded disclosure on the package that forewarned about what was inside the wrapper:

*MOUSE PRINT:

turkey label

Our consumer didn’t notice that “gravy packets” were included, nor that the turkey had almost 20-percent added basting broth injected into the breast.

We checked with the United States Department of Agriculture’s Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) about labeling regulations and the limits on added fluids to turkey products like this.

Believe it or not, there is no maximum amount of “solution” that can be injected into these birdies (see regulation) to bulk-up the weight as long as the percentage is stated in numerals on the package in a clear disclosure suggested to be in upper and lower case lettering.

There is also no requirement to list the weight of the gravy packets separately. According to an FSIS spokesperson:

For example, if the package includes a 6-pound turkey breast with added solution and 4 ounces of gravy mix in a separate packet, then the minimum total net weight required on the label is , “NET WT. 6 LB 4 OZ;” however, the label may also include the weight of the individual components as voluntary information, for example, “NET WT. 6 LB 4 OZ (turkey with up to 10% solution 6 LB, gravy packet 4 OZ)”… [Emphasis added]

In this case, where the three packets add so much weight to the product, we can certainly understand why that information if provided in advance might better inform shoppers as to what they were really getting for their money.

We asked the company how it defended its practice of including so many heavy gravy packets without making a clear disclosure of their weight on the package, and whether they would consider listing the weight of the various components separately. We also inquired as to why they didn’t follow the law and state the amount of solution as “19%” using numerals.

They responded:

We offer different options to our various retailers when it comes to our turkey breasts so that consumers may have choices to pick one of their own preference.

Some of those options include gravy packets – a single packet or multiple packets. The packaging states if the product is a turkey breast, a turkey breast with a gravy packet, or a turkey breast with gravy packets.

We operate under USDA inspection and everything we produce is approved by FSIS officials.

So what do you think? Should purchasers of this product feel hoodwinked about the presence of so many gravy packets and the amount of broth injected into the turkey breast?

Updated every Monday!   Subscribe to free weekly newsletter.

Are Dispensing Holes in Products Getting Bigger So You Use More?

We have reported on various packaging and product tricks like shrinkflation, skimpflation, slack-fill, and measuring cap changes, but we haven’t talked about the size of the holes through which a product is dispensed. Some people have suggested the hole is getting bigger, so you wind up using more. We even got an inquiry from a New Zealand consumer TV show asking about this.

So MrConsumer checked his bountiful stock of toothpaste and found two tubes to compare. While not a perfect comparison because they are different varieties, it gives you a good sense if the allegations are true at least for Colgate.

The tube on top is Colgate Optic White with an expiration date in 2023 while the one beneath expired in 2013 — a 10 year difference.

Colgate boxes

Checking the diameter of the holes reveals something surprising.

*MOUSE PRINT:

Colgate holes

They are both 8mm wide. So at least with respect to these varieties of Colgate over a decade, the hole did not get bigger.

I am not able to compare Crest tubes because I do not use the brand generally and don’t have a supply of old ones. Maybe some readers do and can take measurements and report them in the comments.

Even if it is just a perception that toothpaste holes are too big and may be getting bigger, a product called Screwge was sent to me to make toothpaste tubes last longer. These are specially-made replacement caps for both Colgate and Crest with only a tiny hole in them, so you use much less.

Screwge


With respect to other products, the hole on some eye drop bottles is larger than it needs to be because the drops wind up dripping down one’s face.

*MOUSE PRINT:

Eye Drop holes

Dr. S, a regular reader and optometrist, wrote in to say you can screw on a cap replacement called Nanodropper that dispenses a smaller drop to reduce waste. It is compatible with most, but not all eyecare products.


And clearly, the hole on Dawn dishwashing liquid has gotten larger over the years.

*MOUSE PRINT:

Dawn holes

Feel free to comment on the hole size of various products you use in the comments.