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Aquafina: Unearths Its Source

AquafinaFor years, Americans have been buying bottled water for convenience, improved taste, and its perceived health benefits compared to tap water. We spend more on bottled water per gallon than we do on gasoline.

The biggest selling brand of bottled water is Aquafina made by Pepsico. From the look of the bottle with snow capped mountains, one would think the source of the water is some lovely, quiet stream or underground springs in the Alps. Not so.

*MOUSE PRINT:

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Tucked at the bottom of the label of some bottles of Aquafina (others have no disclosure) are the words “Bottled At The Source P.W.S.”  Most people would have no idea what P.W.S. stands for, and that was probably the way Pepsi wanted it.

It actually means “Public Water Supply,” in other words, tap water. That’s right Aquafina gets its water from the tap, puts it through a seven-step purification process, pumps it into bottles that some say harm the environment, and charges you a fortune.

With some prodding from a consumer group, Pepsico announced last Friday it was going to come clean on the Aquafina label and say what P.W.S. stands for. Coke on the other, the maker of Dasani bottled water, has had no similar change of heart about disclosing that its purified water comes from the tap too.

None of this is meant to speak ill of tap water, that repeated tests have shown is generally safe and tasty to drink in most communities. In fact, expert wine tasters did a blind taste test of tap water from cities around the country, and recently named the tap water from Salt Lake City, Boston, and Columbia, SC as the best tasting.

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Purina Dog Chow: Adds Up to 2 Years to Your Dog’s Life*

Purina Dog Chow Imagine if your choice of dog food could extend the life of your favorite pet by years.

That seems to be the claim in a currently running commercial for Purina Puppy Chow and Dog Chow. The ad says, “add up to two healthy years to his life.”

What proof does the company have? The ad goes on to say, “a groundbreaking 14 year study by Purina proves that Puppy Chow, then Dog Chow nutrition, fed properly over a lifetime, helps add up to two quality years with your dog.”

Wow. Who would feed any other brand to their dog if Purina is so much better?

*MOUSE PRINT: The company never tested other brands of dog food compared to Purina. “All dogs received the same 100 percent nutritionally complete and balanced foods – only the amount differed. ”

In fact, here is the test methodology:

For the first three years, the control group was fed an unlimited amount of food during 15-minute daily feedings; afterwards they were fed an amount estimated to be the caloric requirement for large breed dogs in “normal” body condition. Each dog in the lean-fed group always received 75 percent of the amount eaten by its paired littermate. All dogs consumed the same diets, which were 100 percent nutritionally complete and balanced (first a puppy formula, then an adult formula) — only the quantity provided was different.

Translation: what was really tested was how underfeeding your dog could extend his life.

While the advice from the actual test may be sound — that slim dogs live longer — it may not be just this brand that can extend your dog’s life.

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Chock Full O’ Nuts Coffee: Now Even Richer*

Chock Full O Nuts coffee can

For a change of pace, this story looks at the lighter side of product marketing and changes.

Chock Full O’ Nuts coffee is certainly a brand name from the past and is now making a come back with a new owner and a big advertising campaign.

Their popular jingle is still probably in the heads of millions of Americans: “Chock Full O’ Nuts is the heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee … better coffee a millionaire’s money can’t buy.”  [Watch the 1974 TV commercial reprising one from the 50s or 60s.]

The new owners still want to convey the superiority of their coffee and even held a contest to find the best new singer for their old jingle. Of course, with so many rich people in America now, a coffee good enough for a mere millionaire isn’t saying much. So, Chock Full O’ Nuts has inconspicuously modified their jingle accordingly [listen carefully to the 2007 version]:

*MOUSE PRINT: 

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It looks like inflation has even taken its toll on millionaires.