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NetZero: From Only $4.95*

netzero smallNetZero wanted MrConsumer back as a customer (do they know who they are dealing with?? ) and sent me a postcard offer with a fabulous price — $4.95 per month (click on picture on the right to see the entire offer). There is an asterisk after the $4.95, and one would have hoped that would lead to the catch: only if you buy a computer for everyone in your family, only if you sign up by no later than yesterday, or only for the first two months of service, etc.

Their mouse print on the postcard reads: “Additional phone and live technical support charges may apply. Special pricing not available to all members. Service not available in all areas.” [NetZero offer received 6/30/06.]

Okay, nothing (seemingly) bad there. But, when I visited their website link for this offer, that’s where the real catch was lurking.

*MOUSE PRINT: “Up to 10 Hours only $4.95 per month.” [website 6/30/06]

netzero 10 hours

It is unfortunate that a company that goes to the trouble of sending you a personalized offer, does not include one of the most important details, even if only in the mouse print. Instead, they force the reader to go to a website to find the catch.

One test of deceptiveness is to measure how far away from the original claim the asterisked disclosure is. A fine print footnote in a print ad is often considered too far away from the headline. But how do you measure the distance from the $4.95 postcard offer in my hand to the disclosure only found in cyberspace?

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Buy.com: Free Shipping*

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No one likes to pay for shipping, so when an online store advertises “free shipping” it can be a big inducement to buy. The two spyware products above from Buy.com are about the same price and both appear to include free shipping. In fact, only one item ships free while the other costs $5.48 to deliver. Can you tell which is which?

*MOUSE PRINT: “If a product has this truck icon: Free Shipping that product receives FREE Budget Shipping regardless of its price. If a product has this truck icon: Free Shipping , that product is eligible for FREE Budget Shipping under one of the following minimum order free shipping programs…” [Buy.com website, June 29, 2006] 

So, if a product has a yellow truck within its description, shipping really is free. But, if the color of the truck is goldenrod, then shipping is free only if your order meets a minimum purchase requirement (typically $25). Who would have guessed that the color of the truck on the free shipping logo matters?

And we have the slight language differences to parse as well: products with the yellow truck say “qualifies for free shipping,” while products with the goldenrod truck say “eligible for free shipping.” Again, who would ever understand there is a difference between those two phrases?

The bottomline: free shipping is really only free if the mouse print says so.

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AOL: High Speed*, Low Price

AOL high speedHistorically, people have complained that AOL is slow and expensive. Now they have formed a partnership with Verizon [disclosure: Verizon is a financial contributor to Mouse Print’s parent, Consumer World] to offer a combination package including Verizon DSL and AOL for $25.90 a month. That price is marginally more than AOL charges for dial-up service. (Unbundling that price, $17.99 is the Verizon DSL charge, and $7.91 goes to AOL. That is a real bargain for unlimited AOL.)

AOL also promises “high speed” and “true broadband” with this package, but what they consider “high speed” may not be what you consider fast.

*MOUSE PRINT: “Fast high-speed DSL: Up to 768 Kbps connection speed.” [Insert in SuperCoups envelope, newspaper supplement, April 2006.]

Standard dial-up speed is 56Kbps, so 768Kbps is about 14 times faster. But that is not a fast broadband connection compared to other DSL speeds offered by Verizon, competitors, and by cable companies. It is actually one of the slowest broadband speeds offered to home consumers. Verizon’s “regular” speed is 3000Kbps (or 3Mbps), by comparison, for $29.95.  AT&T just announced it was raising its DSL Internet speed to 6000Kbps (or 6Mbps), and Comcast is already at that speed. RCN (a regional provider) even offers 20000Kbps (or 20Mbps).

So, what you consider fast, what competitors consider fast, and what AOL considers fast may be very different things.