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Cingular’s Unlimited Text Messaging: Just $5 More*

cingular jillHave you seen the Cingular commercial (“BFF JILL”) where a distraught mother gets a huge cell bill because her daughter is sending text messages to her best friend, Jill, fifty times a day?

The solution, according to Cingular, is to get “unlimited texting, just $5 more a month.”

When our trusty mouse looked on Cingular’s website, there seemed to be no unlimited text messaging plan for only $5 extra beyond the cost of a regular calling plan. How could this be?

*MOUSE PRINT:

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Those tiny words at the bottom seem to say “with qualified messaging package.” In other words, it appears you not only have to buy a monthly cell calling plan, but also a monthly messaging plan, and then you have the option to pay $5 more to convert that messaging plan into an unlimited plan.

The least expensive plan gives you 200 messages for $4.99, but for $9.99 — $5 more — you get unlimited mobile to mobile text, picture and video messages.

So does that mean you can send all the text messages you want to anyone you want?  One would think so, except for how Cingular defines “mobile to mobile.”

Now Cingular wireless subscribers can exchange unlimited text, picture and video messages! Instant Messages, alerts, off-network, premium messages, and messages to/from non-Cingular customers will be deducted from your Messaging Starter allowance.

Translation: That means you only get unlimited messaging to other Cingular customers. What if you want unlimited messaging to anyone? That costs $19.99.

While many people may have understood the commercial to say that unlimited messaging to anyone was only $5 a month, the truth is, it is actually four times that price.

TCBNT (Thanks Cingular, But No Thanks)

[Your comments on this advertising campaign are welcome below, but those not related to the BFF Jill ad will be deleted as this is not a message forum to bash Cingular.]

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Chock Full O’ Nuts Coffee: Now Even Richer*

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For a change of pace, this story looks at the lighter side of product marketing and changes.

Chock Full O’ Nuts coffee is certainly a brand name from the past and is now making a come back with a new owner and a big advertising campaign.

Their popular jingle is still probably in the heads of millions of Americans: “Chock Full O’ Nuts is the heavenly coffee, heavenly coffee … better coffee a millionaire’s money can’t buy.”  [Watch the 1974 TV commercial reprising one from the 50s or 60s.]

The new owners still want to convey the superiority of their coffee and even held a contest to find the best new singer for their old jingle. Of course, with so many rich people in America now, a coffee good enough for a mere millionaire isn’t saying much. So, Chock Full O’ Nuts has inconspicuously modified their jingle accordingly [listen carefully to the 2007 version]:

*MOUSE PRINT: 

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It looks like inflation has even taken its toll on millionaires.

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Skybus: Airfares as Low as $10*

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In a few weeks, a new low-cost airline called Skybus will start flying from east and west coast cities to Columbus, Ohio.

The big lure will be $10 airfares.

Skybus is trying to pattern itself after some very low cost European carriers like Ryanair. The company says, “We’ve developed a very simple operating model that produces a dramatically lower cost structure to fly people safely and reliably from where they are to where they want to go.”

What are their secrets for cutting costs?

*MOUSE PRINT:

1. They have no phone number! 

“Seriously. We’d love to chat, but those phone banks are expensive.”

2. They charge you for everything (except using the toilet):

– “The first two [checked] bags are 5 bucks apiece.”

– “That also goes for blankets and pillows–which, by the way, you get to keep if you buy.”

– Want a good seat?  “You can pay 10 bucks extra to board our brand-new A319 airplanes before anyone else.”

3. You must buy their food if you want to eat:  

“Hungry? Thirsty? Bring cash. Oh, and don’t sneak food onboard unless you brought enough for the whole plane.”

4. Don’t expect many employees:

 “… to keep our costs low, at most airports our agents serve “double duty”, moving from the check in counter to the gate when it’s time to board a flight. This means that if you arrive at the airport less than 30 minutes from your scheduled flight, there may not be agents available at the ticket counter to assist you.”

5. You won’t find Skybus at some of your favorite airports: They use less crowded, cheaper, and less convenient airports such as Portsmouth, NH (instead of Boston), and Bellingham (instead of Seattle).

6. Got a complaint?

“We can’t guarantee a personal response to your message…”

7. Fares “from” $10:

They may only have as few as 10 seats at that low price.

Despite these quirks and unexpected “features”, Skybus may revolutionize low-cost air travel in the US, and put pressure on other airlines to lower fares.

 

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