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Warning: Don’t Eat Your Dog!

vitamin1Recently, a Mouse Print* reader (Faith) who had purchased a bottle of 21st Century K-9 Maximum Joint Formula, wrote a note of concern about a warning she found on the back of the bottle.

This product is primarily a glucosamine and chondroitin pill to help make a dog’s joints more flexible.

In addition to warning that this product should not be given to dogs that are diabetic, pregnant, or allergic to shellfish (what misfortune it must be to own a dog that can’t eat lobster and shrimp), the label also says:

*MOUSE PRINT:

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Faith was concerned by that startling warning that seeming suggested the product was okay for animals but not for humans.

When asked to explain this odd warning, the company said:

Pet Nutrition labels are regulated by AAFCO and require certain wording.
In simpler terms, the warning means not to give the supplements to
animals such as cattle, hogs, chickens, etc., that will be butchered
(human consumption).  -- 21st Century Vitamins customer service

That doesn’t exactly explain what the possible harm could be, but as Faith joked in her email, “now that we have been giving our dog the formula, I guess we won’t be able to barbeque him this spring. Darn!”

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NutriSystem: 3 Weeks of Food Absolutely Free?

No word is more powerful (or misused) in marketing than “free.” So when NutriSystem advertised its new advanced diet program with three weeks of free food, our trusty mouse had to check it out.

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What is better than free? “Absolutely free.” But the dagger leads to some fine print.

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*MOUSE PRINT:

“…for this offer you must stay on Auto-Delivery for at least three consecutive 28-day program deliveries… One additional free week of food will be included with your first, second, and third deliveries.”

In other words, you have to buy three months of NutriSystem food in order to receive three additional weeks of “free” food. How much money are you going to have to lay out to get the “absolutely free” food?

*MOUSE PRINT: According to their website, 28-days of food on the auto-delivery plan costs $319.95 for men. Multiply that by three for the required monthly shipments, and the total cost is $959.85.

So, in order to receive three weeks of food “absolutely free”, you have to spend nearly $1000. I am losing my appetite already.

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Skimpy Peanut Butter — Part 1

Skippy NaturalThe above title does not contain a typo. This is part one of a story about Skippy, the most famous brand of peanut butter.

You may not have noticed, but Skippy has a new product on the shelves (or at least new to MrConsumer), called Skippy Natural.  Many would expect that this product will be nothing but ground peanuts and salt.

Not so fast.

*MOUSE PRINT:  Here is the ingredients listing:

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How can this be?  The recipe is like regular Skippy: peanuts, sugar, oil, and salt. First, the federal government does not have strict rules about use of the word “natural”.  So we shouldn’t assume it means just nuts, even though competitors like Smuckers Natural Creamy peanut butter and Teddie Old Fashioned Natural peanut butter contain only nuts and salt.  More interesting is another bit of Mouse Print* that most people miss:

*MOUSE PRINT:

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The product is not really peanut butter, but rather “peanut butter spread.”  What in the world is peanut butter spread?  It is a fanciful term used by product manufacturers when they cannot legally call their product “peanut butter” because it does not meet the federal standard of identity for peanut butter. 

§ 164.150 Peanut butter.
(a) Peanut butter is the food prepared by grinding one of the shelled and roasted peanut ingredients provided for by paragraph (b) of this section, to which may be added safe and suitable seasoning and stabilizing ingredients provided for by paragraph (c) of this section, but such seasoning and stabilizing ingredients do not in the aggregate exceed 10 percent of the weight of the finished food. 

Translation: To be called peanut butter, the recipe must include at least 90% peanuts, and can include a stabilizer to keep the product from separating.  If the stabilizer is oil, it must be hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated.  And therein lies the reason(s) it can’t be called peanut butter.  It uses non-hydrogenated palm oil — an oil higher in saturated fat — than the type used in regular Skippy as an emulsifier.  Here is how the company explained it:

“Since Skippy Natural uses palm oil as a stabilizing ingredient, which as an oil is not hydrogenated or partially hydrogenated, Skippy Natural cannot legally be claimed a Peanut Butter, as per the FDA. However, Skippy Natural does qualify as a Peanut Butter Spread, just like many of the Reduced Fat and Low Carb peanut butters on the market. Skippy Natural is made with ingredients that are minimally and non-chemically processed. The FDA does not have a definition for natural products, like it does for organic foods, but the general ruling is that natural foods should be minimally and non-chemically processed.”

After tasting Skippy Natural, and not sensing much of a peanuty flavor, MrConsumer wondered whether the company also tinkered with the amount of nuts in the recipe since they no longer had to meet the 90% standard anyway. It took two attempts to find out whether they still put in at least 90% peanuts.  Here is their answer:

“We do not provide percentages for ingredients used in our products. This is considered proprietary information.”

So, if you want natural peanut butter, defined as just peanuts and nothing else but maybe salt, better stick with another brand.

Part 2 of “Skimpy” peanut butter will focus on a new packaging trick used by the company.