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In this series, we look at ads or products that just make you shake your head and maybe even chuckle.
Natrol 3 a.m. Melatonin
MrConsumer has a sleep disorder of sorts where he often wakes up in the middle of the night and has a hard time falling back to sleep. So when he saw this product called Natrol 3 a.m. Melatonin he got all excited. “For middle of the night wakeups” the package said.
Yeah, finally someone was making a product to keep me from waking up at 3 a.m. Presumably the product had some type of heavy-duty delay-release coating on it so it could deliver a big punch of melatonin in the middle of the night. I grabbed a coupon and was about to head out to Walmart, but then I read the instructions on the package.
*MOUSE PRINT:

Oh, so I have to get out of bed at 3 a.m. to take this pill and then it will help me get back to sleep. Thanks for nothing, Natrol.
Amazon – Frequently Bought Together
Amazon and other sellers always like to encourage people to buy more things during their shopping trip. One way is to group things together, such as showing a particular toy along with the batteries that it requires. That can be very helpful. But this recent example from Amazon is a head-scratcher.
*MOUSE PRINT:

Yes, I am sure that many people buy a bidet, washing machine cleaning tablets, and a cast iron skillet so they can be used together. Thanks for nothing, Amazon.
From the Installment Sales Department…
Has it really gotten to the point where people have to buy everyday products like underwear on the installment plan?
*MOUSE PRINT:

If anything had to be offered on installments it would be this Dyson hair dryer.

Good news… the price has now dropped to a mere $400.
Thanks for nothing, 2(x)ist and Dyson.
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